Shitbox hero was founded on a simple idea: True car enthusiasm isnt’t defined by price tags or horsepower figures.
it’s defined by passion, ingenuity, and the sheer joy of driving.
we create high quality apparel for the heart of the community-the drivers who find freedom in a well-worn chassis and victory in fixing something themselves. our gear is designed for comfort in the garage, on the road, and at the meet.
this is for the heroes who keep the spirit of driving alive, one quirky, imperfect and beloved car at a time.
Drive Your Passion
Drive Your Passion
Featured Products
The "Official" Shitbox Hero premium tee
from $37.00
Meet your new uniform.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement that you have a more personal relationship with your mechanic than your own family.
Crafted for comfort while you're elbow-deep in an engine bay, debating if that new sound is "a problem" or just "free exhaust modification."
Our tee is made from 100% combed cotton because it needs to survive more than just a few washes - it needs to survive your "projects."
Features:
-Built better than your rear motor mount:
Durable, premium cotton blend.
-Breathable: like your rust-free floorboards. (too soon?)
-The Perfect Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just enough room to hide the fact you're emotionally dependent on a 25-year-old Japanese econobox.
-Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get a nod of respect from anyone who's ever used a zip tie for anything structural.
Warning: Wearing this t-shirt may increase feelings of superiority over owners of new, warranty-covered vehicles.
Side effects also include spontaneous urges to check facebook for "projects."
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement that you have a more personal relationship with your mechanic than your own family.
Crafted for comfort while you're elbow-deep in an engine bay, debating if that new sound is "a problem" or just "free exhaust modification."
Our tee is made from 100% combed cotton because it needs to survive more than just a few washes - it needs to survive your "projects."
Features:
-Built better than your rear motor mount:
Durable, premium cotton blend.
-Breathable: like your rust-free floorboards. (too soon?)
-The Perfect Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just enough room to hide the fact you're emotionally dependent on a 25-year-old Japanese econobox.
-Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get a nod of respect from anyone who's ever used a zip tie for anything structural.
Warning: Wearing this t-shirt may increase feelings of superiority over owners of new, warranty-covered vehicles.
Side effects also include spontaneous urges to check facebook for "projects."